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lyrics

If you're really feeling down
I know a place right here in town
And if you're really feeling low
I know a place that we can go
And if your life's a fucking mess
And you're too depressed to be depressed
Well, there's a bar north, east and west
Let Guinness be your therapist

I don't cry cause every hour's a happy hour for me
I don't sigh cause every hour's a happy hour for me
I'm so high cause every hour's a happy hour for me
I always smile cause every hour's a happy hour for me

If you're really feeling sad
I know a place that'll make you glad
And if you're really feeling stressed
I know a place that is the best
And if your life's a fucking mess
And you're too depressed to be depressed
Well, there's a bar north, east and west
Let Guinness be your therapist

I don't cry cause every hour's a happy hour for me
I don't sigh cause every hour's a happy hour for me
I'm so high cause every hour's a happy hour for me
I always smile cause every hour's a happy hour for me

Is your life a fucking mess?
Are you too depressed to be depressed?
Well, there's a bar north, east and west
Let Guinness be your therapist

I don't cry cause every hour's a happy hour for me
I don't sigh cause every hour's a happy hour for me
I'm so high cause every hour's a happy hour for me
I always smile cause every hour's a happy hour for me

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from All The Brightest Pictures, released June 27, 2022

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Handstand Records Alexandria, Virginia

Established in 2000, Handstand Records is DIY label and distro that supports like-minded artists who emphasize art over business and community over commodity. That being said, we do have a huge shop full of punk, hardcore, metal, and indie rock vinyl records, cassette tapes, and more cool shit for sale! ... more

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